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Joke of the Day
"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."
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"Going to prison I was just sentenced to twenty years for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 10 years."
"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"
"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"
"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."
"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."
"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"
"How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March? That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard."
"If porno was realistic, there would be kids knocking on the door yelling that spongebob was on a commercial break."