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Joke of the Day
"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"
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"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."
"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"
"I greet all my daughter's boyfriends with, ""I used to molest guys like you in prison."""
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"
"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."
"Why did Hitler delay the invasion of Britain? The weather called for *Heil*"
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!"