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Joke of the Day
"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"
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"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."
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"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
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