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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"
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"Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops? It makes you look hard"
"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"
"I'm no gynecologist but I know a c*nt when I see one."
"Some guy said I was being pithy.... turns out he had a lisp."
"Hey little kid in your adorable pink jacket: I'm no kidnapper, but if I was, you would be the one."
"My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station."
"I wouldn't recommend eating German sausage... It's the wurst!"
"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."
"Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them Jose and Hose B"