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Joke of the Day
"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"
Next Joke
"I'm gonna name my firstborn ""arial"" and people will be like ""oh like the mermaid"" and i'll say ""no like the font"""
"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"
"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."
"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
"Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? That's what its like to fuck a 90 year old"
"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."
"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."