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Joke of the Day
"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
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"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."
"Whats 1+0? Babies"
"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
"How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb? Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark"