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Joke of the Day
"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"
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"Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood."
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."
"My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?"
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"
"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."