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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."
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"""The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup"" - Suicide note, first draft"
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""
"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."
"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"
"One of my cats learned how to open doors and now he opens doors for the dog and I live in an 90's family movie."
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
"What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease? A staff infection"
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"