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Joke of the Day
"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"
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"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."
"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."
"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind."
"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"
"[picking name for new puppy] 13: Pixie. 16: Rosie. Wife: Annie. Me: BATMAN!"
"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"