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Joke of the Day

"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."

"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"

"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"

"Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won't hit snooze, because then you'd have to hear Nickelback again."

"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."

"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"

"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""

"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"

"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"