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Joke of the Day

"One of my cats learned how to open doors and now he opens doors for the dog and I live in an 90's family movie."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^just ^^^^^see ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"

"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."

"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"What do you call chocolate eggnog? Nignog. Eh? I laughed."

"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."

"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker"