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Joke of the Day
"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"
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"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."
"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."
"If I was a cannibal I'd only eat women. Because they're seedless."
"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"
"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."
"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."