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Joke of the Day

"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."

"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"

"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."

"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."

"Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...? He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp."

"The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices."

"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."

"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."

"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"

"Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free"