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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."
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"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"A friend of mine just had a penis extension. And now his house looks really stupid. -Gary Delaney"
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
"*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"
"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"
"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""