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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"

"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"

"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."

"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"

"Wanna hear a joke? A joke"

"What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"". The other says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!""."