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Joke of the Day

"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."

"ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah? when I was 13 I died"

"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."

"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."

"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."

"Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?"

"Moms. The original autocorrect."

"The guy that takes a picture for girls at a club never gets laid."

"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"