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Joke of the Day

"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."

"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."

"Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting."

"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"

"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."

"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"

"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot."