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Joke of the Day

"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"I found the cure to obesity, but then I ate it."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"I bought a universal remote today. I was disappointed to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""

"F*CK You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You And You "

"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"