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Joke of the Day
"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"
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"Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit."
"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."
"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."
"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."
"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."
"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"
"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."
"SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."