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Joke of the Day
"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"
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"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"
"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."
"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"