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Joke of the Day

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."

"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."

"Remember the Three R's of r/jokes Repost, reuse, recycle."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"

"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."