216781

Joke of the Day

"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."

"A colorblind person logged onto Facebook the day SCOTUS legalized gay marriage... ""Hey everyone, why are you all advertising for '50 Shades of Grey'?"""

"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."

"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."

"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."