216781
Joke of the Day
"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"
Next Joke
"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."
"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"
"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes at least three light bulbs."
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"