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Joke of the Day

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."

"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"

"From all the butts, ours is the most important."

"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, ""Wow, that's a pretty big word for a eight year old."""

"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."

"Jeb! Jeb Bush: I hereby suspend my presidential campaign with immediate effect. Audience claps Jeb: You guys are assholes!"