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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
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"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."
"Alright. It's Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don't watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets."
"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."
"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"Brought a stapler to a gun fight and now everyone is neatly organized into piles of corpses and sorted by height. The police will be pleased"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? One .... or two?"
"Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job."
"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"
"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."