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Joke of the Day

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"

"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""

"What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh..."

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."