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Joke of the Day
"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"
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"Misery: Hello there! Company: I have a boyfriend..."
"Just got a text from Bill Cosby ""Netflix and pill?"""
"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """
"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""
"Hi I'm with the salad police. If you happen to see or hear any suspicious activity regarding renegade vegetables in your local area Please lettuce know"
"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"
"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""
"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."