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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."
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"Is it true that Martha Washington had wooden boobs?"
"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"
"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"
"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""