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Joke of the Day
"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"
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"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"
"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"