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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand how Elvis got so fat He ate nothing but a hound dog"
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"Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs"
"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."
"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"
"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."