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Joke of the Day
"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."
Next Joke
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
"Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here! Argon doesn't react."
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"
"Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof? Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this?"
"If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is"
"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."