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Joke of the Day
"Why do you always see beggars at protests? They're always looking for some sort of change!"
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"""Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."""
"What happens when memes get lose? ( )"
"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."
"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"
"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"
"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"
"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ""facial"" is used."
"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"