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Joke of the Day

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ""facial"" is used."

"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."

"One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says ""Arr!! Me knee!"" (meanie)"

"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."

"Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time? Why can't they just be the Illuminice?"

"""Choose password"" > 123bob ""Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters"" > gameofthrones ""OK"""

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."

"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"