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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.- the place in any American city where you can be sure to find racial tolerance and understanding."

"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."

"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."

"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"

"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."

"When a guy texts a girl ""hey stranger"", what he really means is ""I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."""