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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that your chances of getting murdered drop down significantly when you STFU and mind your own business."

"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"

"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"

"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."

"Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises."

"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."

"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""