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Joke of the Day

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."

"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."

"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."

"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"

"Crazy sister put: ""I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly"" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too."

"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"In an alternate universe, the President... is given an attache and told not to press the button inside beyond the most dire circumstances. Instructions nuclear."