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Joke of the Day

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying ""LOL"" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)"

"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"

"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""

"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"

"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."