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"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"
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"A dog walks into a bar and orders several strong drinks. He appears to be sad. The bartender asks him, ""Why are you ordering so many drinks?"". The dog responds, ""I've had a ruff day."""
"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."
"What is Rihanna's favorite song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""
"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
"Quit criticizing the girls that take slutty pics and put them on Facebook! I like looking at them you homo!"
"Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket."