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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."
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"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."
"A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls."
"I try not to let facts or sound reasoning get in the way of a good rationalization."
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"
"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""
"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"