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Joke of the Day
"I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. I've learned to embrace it"
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"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."
"The police just knocked on my door They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they must be mistaken. My dog doesn't even own a bike."
"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."
"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the changes necessary will come from within."
"What's long and hard on a black man? The first grade."
"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""