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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."
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"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"Why does Heisenberg hate driving? He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer."
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."
"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"
"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"
"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."
"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."