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Joke of the Day
"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"
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"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."
"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."
"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."
"""Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible."" -Low-hanging fruit"
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."
"What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common? If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."
"How do you tell if a man is gay? When you're fucking him in the ass, reach around; if he has a boner... He's gay"