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Joke of the Day
"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"
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"Me: *pouts at front facing camera* Front facing camera: I have a girlfriend."
"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"
"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"
"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."
"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"
"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."