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"Just watched the amazing Spiderman 2, thought of this. I thought Spiderman was going to kick the crap out of electro, but it turns out he's black and blue to start with."
"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"I just called one ex a calculator and another a potential murder victim so if you're looking for metaphors, I'm probably the grapefruit."
"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."
"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."
"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."