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Joke of the Day
"Me: *pouts at front facing camera* Front facing camera: I have a girlfriend."
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"I recently got a vaccination... Now I would make a joke about shots or people who get them but I can't now that I'm autistic."
"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"
"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."
"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"
"My fiancee asked me why I always back into parking spots... I told her ""guys typically want to just pull out"". She was not amused."
"A man walks into a confessional and farts... Upon hearing the priest start to gag he says, ""Forgive me Father, for I have wind."""
"Reddit is like my Mom If it sucked, I probably wouldn't be here."
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."