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Joke of the Day
"What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert? Pot pie."
Next Joke
"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."
"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."
"I was visiting /r/nononono and I saw the rule on people not being able to walk away from something, and so I thought... What if they crawled away?"
"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."
"My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for ""minimal lettuce."" He said he was sorry but they only had iceberg."
"""Hello, Pizza Hut"" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? ""eight"" And a medium? ""eight"" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager"