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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
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"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."
"People told me girls wait their whole lives to hear a man say ""I do"" Apparently not if the question was ""Do you think I put on weight?"""
"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."
"Whoever invented work should have taugh it to masturbate so that it could do itself."
"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"
"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""
"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""