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Joke of the Day

"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"

"This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it."

"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."

"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."

"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."

"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."

"Here's how clickbait works"

"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."

"*mugger walks up* GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! *mugger slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*"

"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."