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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."

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"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"
"No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's"
"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"
"Did you hear about the terrorist with a house fetish? I hear he blew his house."
"Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke? He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community."
"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"
"A pilots plane is shot down When he parachutes out, he is taken to a pow camp. He is later asked ""What did you have on the wings of your plane?"" ""Holes mostly..."""