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Joke of the Day
"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."
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"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"
"When Russians visit Mexico What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico? Trotsky's Revenge"
"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."
"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."
"Someone's gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves"
"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."
"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."
"*intercom comes on* ""Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"""