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Joke of the Day

"When Russians visit Mexico What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico? Trotsky's Revenge"

"What kind of karate do Rabbis know? Jew Jitsu."

"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."

"A cop came to my house and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes that's ridiculous I said, my dogs don't ride bikes."

"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"

"I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red."

"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."

"Why can't cows do ballet? Because they lactose."

"You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move."