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Joke of the Day

"What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !"

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"I would tell you a joke about a vampire... ...but it would probably suck."

"A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother"

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them for money before they ask you."