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Joke of the Day
"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"
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"Say Gabe Horn"
"My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures..."
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"I'd like to plant a grove of trees to remember loved ones who've passed on. But everyone gets weird whenever I talk about my mourning wood."
"Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook."
"Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"
"How does a black women tell she is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."