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Joke of the Day
"My review of the sun One star"
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"My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol"
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics."
"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."
"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."
"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"
"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""
"Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room"