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Joke of the Day

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon! [sobs] Prince: ""There there, cry it out"" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? ""Sure"""

"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"

"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"

"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."

"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""

"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."

"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."

"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"

"Why did the Burger steal a heater? Because he was cold. Get it? ""Burr..."""